An Ode to Women

Whatever you give a woman, she will make it greater.

If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby

If you give her a house, she'll give you a home

If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal

If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart

She multiplies and improves what is given her.

So if you give her any little crap, be prepared to recieve a ton of shit :)